Apkos Bought a New Car

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Akpos just bought a new
car.
One evening when he was
learning how to drive, he
saw his bosom friend
Ofego standing at the road
side and decided to give
him a lift.
Ofego was shocked to see
Akpos hanging a sign
board in which letter `L'
was boldly written on the
body to signify that he is a
learner.
Ofego said to Akpos: So
uptil now you still don't
use your brain.
Akpos: How?

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Akpos family don’t like school – JOKES

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Akpos: mummy I don’t like my

maths teacher.

Akpors’s mum: how?

Akpors: he is confused

Akpors’s mum: how?

Akpors: a day before yesterday he

said 4+5=9. Yesterday he said

3+6=9. And den today he said

2+7=9, can u imagine?

Akpors’s mum: I told ur father I

never liked dat school.

One word for both of them!

We don’t sell our goods to Akpos – JOKES

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Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked the
store keeper “what is the price of this TV?”
The store keeper answered “we don’t sell our
products to Akpos.”
Akpos again came next day by cutting his beard
and asked “what is the price of this TV?”
The store keeper replied “we don’t sell our
products to Akpos”.
The next day Akpos came with a different face
and asked “what is the price of this TV?”
The shop keeper replied “we don’t sell our
products to Akpos.”
Finally Akpos got irritated and asked the
shopkeeper “how do you recognise me every
time?”
The storekeeper replied “because this is not a TV
it is Microwave Oven!”

A girl updated her Facebook status “ALL MEN ARE DOGS” ( See Akpos's question)

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A girl updated her facebook status “ALL MEN ARE DOGS” and Akpors asked her “What breedis your Dad and was your mum a mad woman to have married a dog?
and the lady rain abuses on Akpors,abeg akpors question bad??

Akpos Tries to avoid paying doctor's fee - Jokes

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"Akpos - The Comedian
Akpos was trying to avoid paying doctor's fee after an
Eyes operation,
So he says, "doctor, I still can't see"
The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse
to
undress in front of him.

Akpos then says "I can't see!"
Doctor tells nurse to open her legs Again
Akpos says "doctor I can't see still."
The doctor answered "You are stupid, if you can't see,

HOW COME YOU ARE HAVING AN ERECTION ?
Nurse, prepare his bill please!"

Akpos was asked to lead in prayer – JOKES

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Akpos: But I don’t know how to pray dad?
Dad: Just pray for your family members.
Akpos: “Dear Lord,” he started, thank u for
giving me such lovely and caring parents.
Thanks for our visitors and their children,
who
finished all my cookies, indomie, ice cream.
Bless them so that they will never come again.
Forgive our neighbor’s son who removed my
sister’s clothes & all her panties and wrestled
with her on her bed. This coming Xmas, pls
send clothes to all those poor naked ladies
onmy daddy’s blackberry and provide shelter
forthe homeless men who use mom’s room
when daddy is at work. AMEN!

Poems written by Akpos and his wife to each other. Who liiked it? The wife or the husband? – JOKES

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WIFE: I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my
heart & I got Heart Attack.

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$ex and flogging na thesame? How Akpos Killed his Mum

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D naughty boy stumbled on his parents in bed having s-ex. So he asked: "Daddy, what are you doing?" His father replied, "I am flogging your mummy." Akpos was lost in thought for a while. Then with a sad face he lamented:"But Mama what manner of offence did you commit in this house?...Today, four different men have flogged you. First, was the gate man Aliyu, then Idris our house boy. After that the vendor who sells newspaper to dad also flogged you and now daddy. WHY??? Mama u must be too stubborn oooo!"
Akpos is currently living with his uncle in d villa. His dad is behind bars for murder and his mom's burial has been fixed for next week...=D =)). 

How Akpos Buried Politicians Alive

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Akpos saw a plane full of politicians that crashed near his farm. When the Police arrived they asked Akpos what happened ?

Akpos – They crashed on my farm and I buried them.

Police – Are u sure that they were all dead before you buried them?
.
Akpos – Yes but some of them were saying. We are still alive!!! But I didn’t believe them one bit.
.
YOU KNOW HOW OUR POLITICIANS LIE!!! Don’t you????

Akpos Caught lying to His Boss– JOKES

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Boss asks Akpos: “You believe in life after death and the resurrection don’t you?”

Confused but confident Akpos said: “yes indeed I do sir”

Boss then said:  ”I thought so. When you left work early yesterday to attend your grandmothers funeral, she phoned the office asking if you were still meeting her for lunch on Sunday!”

Akpos The Houseboy

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Madam : You stupid houseboy why don’t you knock before you come into my bedroom.

Akpos:  Sorry madam.

Madam : Sorry you head, wat if u open d door while I was naked and dressing up.

Akpos: Thats can never happen again Ma!

Madam : How on earth are you sure of that!

Akpos : Madam, I always make sure I peep thru the key lock before I come into your room…

One word for the Akpos.

Joke Of The Day- Akpos

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Read This Joke Twice And Comment If

U Understand.. A class teacher instructs his students to

each stand up and make a short poem

about thier name and what they’d like

2 do in future. The first to start is Usman, ha said.. USMAN; my name is usman

I will grow up and be a man

I will like to go to japan

if I can, if I can The 2nd student is a girl named Candy,

she said.. CANDY; my name is candy

I will grow up and be a lady

and i will like 2 have a baby

if i can, if i can and finally there is Akpos, the original

naija guy, he said.. AKPOS; my name is Akpos

I will grow up 2 be a man

to hell with japan

am going to help candy with her plan

i know i can , i know i can…